46. Get a joke told in the Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor

The Monsters, Inc, Laugh Floor is an attraction that takes Monsters, Inc. characters and puts them in a comedy show in order to get laughs and power Monstropolis (like in the movie). While the show is on a screen, there are real performers backstage, so they can improvise using audience interaction. They'll occasionally show people in the audience on big video screens at the front, and of course I was chosen twice. Once I had to tell a knock knock joke, and once they just showed my face and said I was sitting next to two monsters. It's one of my favorite attractions in Magic Kingdom, but it's so stressful with the possibility of getting chosen that I didn't go on it very often.

Another form of audience participation they have is being able to text jokes in before entering the auditorium. I really wanted to get my joke told in the show. That's all. Not be forced to tell jokes, or have my face plastered in the front, just to anonymously have my joke told. So every time I went in, I sent in a joke. On the very last time I went, my joke was chosen! The audience laughed at my very cheesy joke:

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Because they're two-tired!